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I found this while surfing, and stumbled onto http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com .. and it made me laugh.
"COULTER: If things have been going worse why isn’t the elite Republican Guard massing outside Manhattan right now?
O’REILLY: Well, because we’re not in any danger of losing the war there, that’s not the danger. We’re not going to lose as long as we’re there and as long as we’re in South Vietnam we weren’t going to lose. That’s the biggest myth in the world that the USA …
COULTER: We did lose.
O’REILLY: … lost the war. We didn’t lose the war.
COULTER: Yeah, we kind of did. I think we did lose that one.
O’REILLY: I don’t. I disagree with you. But that’s a debate for another day.
COULTER: They’re living under communism, Bill.
Leave it to Bill to make Ann Coulter look sane."
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[20 Aug 2005|01:54pm] |
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Howdy, folks. It's been a while... my last post was that twisted Freddie Mercury post in March. I'm sorry to have left you all with such a disturbing sight.
Ahhh, I'm not sure where to start. Lots of things have changed. Hmmm, where to begin..
**I have a 2005 PT Cruiser now. Woohoo. I bought it back in late April. I love that hunk of machinery, even though it's killing me in gas. I need to take it in and have it looked at. Otherwise, it's pretty!
**Work is going spectacularly! I've gotten 3 raises in a 7 month period. If all goes according to plan, I should get a promotion and another hefty raise in a few more months. Here's to hoping! ::raises glass::
**I'm on Prozac. Need I say more?
**My love life is nonexistant. Somebody come change that, and make it snappy!
I think that about covers the major stuff. I have so missed writing in here. I'll try to make it a habit to do so more often.
Leave me a comment to say hi. Everybody! :) I miss you allllllll.
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| To top off a dull day.. |
[19 Mar 2005|09:13pm] |
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x slacker biatch wants to directly connect (9:09:44 PM). x slacker biatch is now directly connected (9:09:48 PM). x slacker biatch (9:10:10 PM): x slacker biatch (9:10:24 PM): doesnt that look like freddie mercury circa 1976 x slacker biatch (9:10:26 PM): lmaoo Camophile (9:10:38 PM): Lmfaooooo you are one sick twisted bitch x slacker biatch (9:10:59 PM): lmfao fuck off its a gif kels snet to eric x slacker biatch (9:11:08 PM): and i was payiing attention to it and itlooks like freddie mercury Camophile (9:11:13 PM): lmao lord
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Males out there..
Do you ever feel like a total bitch for no reason? Easily irritated, impatient, snippy, cranky, and the keyword here: BITCHY. I've been feeling like that this past week. Normally I'm a pretty optimistic, happy-go-lucky, kickback guy. I feel more edgy than usual.. I think I have what is called "PMS without the mess." Oh well, I'll get over it.
Work has been going decently, I'm three weeks away from my probation period ending, so I'm kind of excited about that. I'll get my benefits and then I can start getting some things done! Such as, but not limited to: having my wisdom teeth pulled, get an eye prescription of some sort, and get some new asthma medication. I'm practically falling apart! I'm sure I'll survive another 3 weeks though.
I have to get Chester in to the groomers today. He's starting to smell like a dog (which is not a good thing.) There are just some things I will not do, and that's clean a dog's ears, gag. He needs his little nails clipped too, they're getting long and it sounds like he's tap dancing when he runs on the tile. He's so cute, I love him so much. I know I promised pictures in my last post buttttt I'm gonna have to put it off once again. You're so disappointed, I know. I will post some soon, though, I promise this time!!!!111one
Anyway, that'll be it for now, 'til next time, keep your nose clean, and your rear cleaner..
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[26 Feb 2005|05:49pm] |
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I thought it was about time for a real entry. Aren't you excited?!
Well, it's been nearly two months since I started at IMS doing data entry, amongst being a catch-all for the more senior people there. After my probation period ends in early April, I'll be getting a raise and benefits, so that'll be REALLY nice. Working with my brother's fiance has proved to be interesting, and it's helped me to get to know her a lot better. It's a fun workplace, I'm very fortunate to have had the opportunity drop in my lap.
Last night, my brothers and I got fitted for tuxedos for my brother Casey's wedding. They are pretty pimped out. They're like.. black pinstripe with white shirt, with lilac vest/tie. To some it sounds kind of weird, but when you see it, looks pretty sharp. I get to be a groomsman, oh yay. It was kind of funny.. Casey's fiance has been prying me about whether or not I'm going to bring a date, and I have to keep saying, "I don't think you'd like who I'd bring." Neither she nor Casey knows that I'm attracted to the male species. I know she wouldn't take it too badly, but I doubt she'd want that "spectacle" in her wedding, and I want to be respectful of that. Besides, I have no men in my life.. so it all kind of works out! Wedding aside, I know Casey is going to be less than accepting of it, but that's allright. My life doesn't hinge on what he's going to say when he finds out.
In other news.. my car passed smog today! I was kind of worried about it. I just now about have my credit cards paid off, and I was glad to hear I wouldn't have to pump more money into it right at the moment. It needs a tune up and stuff, but overall, it's running beautifully, considering it sat in my aunt's driveway for 4 years, all because she thought there was a mouse in it... don't ask. Next thing on the list for the car is a paint job.. it's actually in decent shape, but the paint is kind of oxidized, and I've had to replace one of the door handles and the mirrors, so the color is off.
Well, I don't want to make this entry too long.. nobody likes to read a long boring entry! I'll try and take some various pictures and post 'em pretty quick. Picture posts are always the most fun.
'til next time..
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Hello internet world! How are you?!
lolllll... don't ask.
Anyway.. it's been a little bit since I've written.. and much has begun to change for me.
Let's see.. I just got back from Maryland last Tuesday after being there for a long weekend. I went to go visit my little Brandy! It was some fun.. and it's cool to now be able to say that I've been on the east coast! Here's just a few of many pictures..
( drop it like it's hot.. )
In other news, I got a car! which by the way, I installed a CD player in all by myself today! Aren't you proud? Who knew I could be so handy?
I have a regular Monday through Friday job now! Not making the kind of money that I was expecting.. but the coming benefits will make up for that. And all I have to do is type all day. Life is good!
I have more stuff to say but it's not coming to me right at this moment, so I'll have it here for now. I promise (really this time) to write somewhat more regularly.
Tata for now!
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[14 Dec 2004|07:57pm] |
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So I adopted a puppy today! I don't have him right this minute, 'cause he's at the clinic getting the ol' snipperoo! I adopted him from the animal shelter, he's so cutesie! I pick him up tomorrow!

Butttt I'm having a bit of a tough time naming him! Anybody have any ideas?! I'm trying to stray from typically mexican names for a Chihuahua, lol. But any ideas would be helpful!
I luz him!!!11one
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[05 Dec 2004|02:10pm] |
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It's been a while since I've done a regular update.. I guess I got a little burnt out for a while, but I'm semi-back now, I think. :)
So on Friday I drove down to San Diego and saw Kelsey! Yay! When I arrived I got a big "wrap all limbs around you" hug from Kels and a nice Grandma-like hug from her Nana. I LOVE NANA, she is so cute. She insists on shoving cookies and juice in your face the entire time you're there, it's great! tehe. I'm floored about the conversations Kels has with her Nana.. asking her things like "Nana, do gerbils suffocate if they're in your asshole?" and Nana replies with a giggle "Oh Kelsey, you're so weird." lolol, I love being there.
Anyway, so from there Kelsey and I decided to go see her lesbo buddy Cris down near LA. We met her and drove down to the most ghetto gay club I could have ever imagined. It was hilarious though.. Kels and I were mostly wallflowers.. and basically also the only sober ones, lol. There was this short mexican guy in a thong dancing on a table like 5 feet from us.. and then he faced us and started shaking his floppy willy up and down and we're just laughing. Meanwhile the entire dance floor is comprised of the following races:
5% white 10% black 82% hispanic 3% other
lolll, of course that is an estimation, but you get it. I've never seen so many mexican thugs wearing gang colors, fubu, sean john, bandanas, etc., practically making babies with their clothing on. All in all, it was an enlightening experience.. especially watching the blonde mexican tranny chase people around, slapping their asses. Ahhh, good times. I haven't had that much fun in a good while. But in the future, I'd rather go to a homo-club that is a little more white boy-friendly, lol.
That's it for now I think. OH YEAH. For those of you I talk to on AIM... AOL blocked my "Senicide" SN for some reason! So anyway, my new name is "Camophile". Update your buddy lists accordingly. LOVE YOU ALL <3
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what the HEEZ (5:39:11 PM): Lmao S********* negro cemetary what the HEEZ (5:39:15 PM): All our slaves s e n i c i d e (5:39:57 PM): lmao what what the HEEZ (5:40:08 PM): There's a S********* negro cemetary s e n i c i d e (5:40:26 PM): lolol wow, nice what the HEEZ (5:42:07 PM): Dr. John S********* was one of the first people to use medicine to cure malaria what the HEEZ (5:42:09 PM): KEWL s e n i c i d e (5:43:08 PM): they always make them sound better than they werwe what the HEEZ (5:43:16 PM): Whatever Jack ok s e n i c i d e (5:43:21 PM): he probably touched little black girls inappropriately what the HEEZ (5:43:29 PM): Lmaoooo what the HEEZ (5:43:39 PM): Don't talk about my ancestor s e n i c i d e (5:43:45 PM): lmao s e n i c i d e (5:44:30 PM): I'm gonna put this conversation in my LJ s e n i c i d e (5:44:35 PM): of course censoring your last name what the HEEZ (5:45:57 PM): Great now the entire LJ world is going to think my ancestors groped little black slaves s e n i c i d e (5:46:30 PM): lmfao
I just couldn't help myself.. I LOVE YOU BRANDY!
--A regular update soon to come, I promise :)
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| I voted electronically. |
[02 Nov 2004|01:50pm] |
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So I voted. WOWEE. I'm so important!
lolllll, I was kind of laughing when I was there, I felt like I was intoxicated or something.. but unfortunately I wasn't. ;)
I got there and they asked my name blah blah blah, handed me a card blah blah, and I asked this nice old black woman where I stick my card and she was like "honey you go to that computer over there and stick it in that hole under the screen" and I kinda laughed and was like okay, yeah, sounds pretty simple.
So then I vote for ________ for President, and no on State Props 66, 68 and 70, yes on all others, and a bunch of other people I had no clue about. And I'm all finished and it beeps and gives me the card back, yay! and I hand it to the lady and she was like "thanks for voting today honey" and hands me a sticker that says "I voted electronically!". Woohoo!
God bless the democratic process! FREE STICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one
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| a simple reminder to bigoted fundamentalists.. |
[22 Oct 2004|12:58pm] |
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"I have said all this to you to keep you from falling away. They will put you out of the synagogues; indeed, the hour is coming when whoever kills you will think he is offering service to God. And they will do this because they have not known the Father, nor me." -John 16:1-3
"But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you shut the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither enter yourselves, nor allow those who would enter to go in." -Matthew 23:13
God loves us all and wants us all, homosexuals and heterosexuals alike, to be right with Him. Telling people they're going to hell and condemning them until they can take it no longer is not God's work or will. It's okay to disagree with Biblical doctrine, but it is never okay to hurt a fellow brother or sister in Christ. The only obligation we have is to spread the Word and love of God in the special way that we are supposed to. We have no right to condemn anybody, for God knows much better than us. Love one another regardless of anything, for that is what the Lord has commanded. It is nobody's job on Earth to judge anybody else, for we are all fallible humans beings. Like the old saying goes..
"Love 'em all, let God sort 'em out." ~anonymous bumpersticker
So I remind you, friends. If you do nothing else, love and respect each other. Put your trust in God and let Him do His job. And finally, remember the Ultimate Sacrifice that was done for each and every one of us, and how miniscule our problems and differences are in comparison.
x-posted to homos4god and glbt_christians
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Ahhhh... I'm officially 21. As of Wednesday, that is. Last night I went out with my family and I had the most fru-fru of alcoholic beverages; a strawberry margarita! lolol, sometimes I feel so lame because I am not big on alcohol at all. But since I turned 21, it felt appropriate. Turning 21 does make you, or makes me at least, feel a lot different. It'll probably wear off, but for some reason I just feel more.. adult. That's adult as an adjective, not a noun! I still don't really feel like an adult, but I'm getting there.
I got 2 of the 3 books I ordered. They came really, really fast. I got "Lord Given Lovers" and "The Word Is Out". I haven't gotten the chance to go through them too much, but I read a few pages in The Word is Out and I think it'll be a good daily devotional. It has a verse for every day and has a story to go along with it, it's neat.
And I think that's about it for right now. Oh yeah, Nickel Creek! I've been in love with them for the last year and still am. Their music is soooooo beautiful. I'm usually into more alternative-ish kind of stuff, but this is different and I just absolutely love it. <3 <3 <3
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I've got 3 GMail invitations in case anybody is interested. Leave me a comment with some words of wisdom or something, and I'll give you one! :)
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It's almost my birthday, I can hardly believe it!
On Wednesday, I'll be the big 2-1. That's right. I'll be able to freely consume alcohol if I so choose. Not only that, but I can also go to Vegas and blow any small amount of money I may have on gambling, again, if I so choose. Isn't life grand?
I got accepted for the amazon credit card aaaand they gave me a 30 dollar credit so you know of course I just spent that. lollll. Anyway, I got..
-"Lost Scriptures: Books That Did Not Make It Into The New Testament -"The Word is Out" -"Lord Given Lovers: The Holy Union of David and Jonathan"
Lost Scriptures is about the Apocrypha, the books that were pulled from original bibles and such. Matt and I have been having a lot of good discussions about Christianity/Homosexuality lately, and he brought the Apocrypha up and got me more interested in it. "The Word is Out" is basically a daily devotional aimed at gay Christians. It sounds pretty good. And "Lord Given Lovers" is supposed to be really good from what I've read from reviews and stuff, so I'm pretty excited to check it out.
In other news, Chaka Khan is dope.
BYE.
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Not too much has been going on -- as usual. I rented Saved! the other night. I liked it a lot. YOU SHOULD ALL GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY. YEAH. DO IT.
In other news, I got a new credit card! If I wasn't so responsible, I'd go max that baby out. It's funny though, I have a guilty conscience about owing money to anybody, so usually I only spend what I have in the bank. I SHOULD have a little bit better credit than I do, but oh well, I'm getting there. The card is like a clear forest green, it's so coolies. Not as cool as my other one though.. lolol, I have this one with like a tribal design on it and everybody constantly compliments me on it. I used it at Jack in the Box a few times and now when I go there, this girl there is like "Hey! It's my buddy!" That card is SO pimp. Now only if it'd attract men...
Ahhh, I feel good today. I talked with Matt last night about some stuff, mostly the leaders of the Religious Right and yada yada. It just reminded me once again why things are going to be okay. These people have a lot to say, but the power behind it really is a load of crap. I think it'd be awesome if one day I was able to be in a position of public limelight. I always feel like I have so much to say that the world isn't hearing. Bah! Whether the whole world hears you, or just a few people, it's so important to keep speaking up against hatred. If we allow it to happen to us and in front of us and go uncontested, we're doing ourselves a great injustice. I don't worry though. God has everything planned as to how it's supposed to pan out, and in the end, we win when we're behind God. :)
This has been kind of a post of extreme changes in subject, so here's another one: I'm trying to learn "My December" by Linkin Park on my keyboard. It's a pretty song. I'd rather learn Dust in the Wind, cause it's even prettier... buttttt, I can't find any tabs/sheet music for it. And I'm still kinda learning how to read music too, so it's a bit of a slow process, but I'm getting there.
That is all. :)
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| I <3 this song! <3 <3 <3 |
[06 Oct 2004|08:30pm] |
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In sleep he sang to me In dreams he came That voice which calls to me And speaks my name And do I dream again? For now I find The Phantom of the Opera is there, Inside my mind
Sing once again with me Our strange duet My power over you Grows stronger yet And though you turn from me to glance behind The Phantom of the Opera is there Inside your mind
Those who have seen your face Draw back in fear I am the mask you wear
It's me they hear
(My)/(Your) spirit and (my)/your voice In one combined The Phantom of the Opera is there inside (my)/your mind
In all your fantasies you always knew That man and mystery
Were both in you
And in this labyrinth Where night is blind The Phantom of the Opera is (here)/(there)
Inside (my)/(your) mind
Sing, my Angel of Music!
He's there, the Phantom of the Opera...
Sing... Sing, for me... Sing, my Angel of Music! SING FOR ME!
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[30 Sep 2004|11:41am] |
Pops wants me to go car shopping with him today since I'm not doing anything. I'm scared!
lol, my dad is one of those people who have the ability to make grown men cry. Instead of buyer beware, it's more like car salesman beware. He's earned such a reputation for getting the best possible deal that everybody in my family takes him for any kind of negotiation sales. It's a good thing, I guess, but I'd better take a paper bag to put over my head. hehehehe.
Anyway, I should finish getting cleaned up. By the way, I began a new community, any of you guys are more than welcome to join, even if you aren't gay.. ;) glbt_christians.
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Most people eat Wheaties when they get up.
Did I? Nope. I had a bowl full of my-brother-hopped-our-chainlink-fence-while-he-was-high-on-speed-and-pounded-on-the-windows-until-the-police-came-and-escorted-him-elsewhere, wearing-a-nice-new-pair-of-silver-bracelets. What can I say? It left a bad taste in my mouth. :P
2 hours of sleep and my interview is in a couple of hours. Isn't life grand?
TAKE IT HOME, MARY J. No mo' drama. PREACH IT, GIRLFRIEND.
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